its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
“don’t tell anyone what I just told you” they say
“I won’t tell anyone” I reply, as I copy and paste the entire conversation to my best friend
why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
Perks of dating me:
- you’ll be the hot one
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?